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So my cuz, Dallas wants me to generate a list of things needing doing, and already done did. [Forgive the redneckisms, I just got finished watching the space western Firefly, which is my plum favorite show right now next to Over There.] Here goes.

7 things I plan to do before I die:

• Finish my Bachelors (Spring 06)
• Get commissioned in the USAF, as a pilot
• Finish training for my Private Pilot's License
• Get an Engineering degree, in addition to my current one.
  
• Pee on every state in the Union. [WA, TX, IL, AL and MS done.]
  
• Make at least Lieutenant Colonel in the USAF before I have to retire.
• Learn to calm down and relax more.
  

7 things I can do:

• Takeoff, Fly and Land a single engine airplane.
• Fire, Disassemble, and Reassemble an M16 rifle, and M9 Baretta pistol.
• Have an intuitive understanding of how most things work.
• Cook gourmet food; well.
• Make Ethernet cables, without looking at color charts.
• Make ST and SC Fiber Optic cables.
• Find humor in mundane or banal things.
  

7 things I cannot do:

• I can't drive 55.
• Hold my tongue when I should.
• Accept the status quo, if there are better ways of doing things.
• Hide my talents with humility.
• Legally takeoff, fly, and land a single engine airplane.
• Run a 6 minute mile.
• Tolerate stupidity [not mistaken for ignorance, which is curable]
  

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

• Looks
• Intelligence
• Wittiness
• Age
• Sophistication
  
• Charity
• Grace
  

7 things I say most often:

• bad words
  
• Roger that.
• Freedom-[food]. (a running joke I have with my friend Gabe)
  
• That sucks.
• That's gay.
• WTF
  
• Shut up and go to sleep.
  

7 celebrity crushes:

• Salma Hyak
• Jennifer Garner
  
• Kelly Preston (Old but Hot)
• Diane Lane (ObH)
• Monica Belluci (ObH)
• Angelina Jolie (since Hackers)
  
• Scarlett Johansson

7 people I want to do this:

• Brandi
• Gabe
• Chris
• Wendy
• ...
• ...
• ...